Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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