areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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