I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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