It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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