Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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