Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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