And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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