she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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