All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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