Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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