He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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