I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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