yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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