Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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