i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
tell me about the fingering
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