i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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