I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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