would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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