Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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