Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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