I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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