yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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