It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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