she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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