White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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