Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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