woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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