and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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