No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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