I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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