You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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