As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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