But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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