So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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