i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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