Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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