there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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