my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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