she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I want to fling myself into the sun
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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