im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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