oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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