ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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