youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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