just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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