Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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