Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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