ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize