Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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