we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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