guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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